Shortly after learning that I was , I decided to lead a more natural life. I traveled to the hills of Nebraska and found a large team of wild horses who took me under their hooves.
Many have been living under the misguided assumption that their offspring need to be 2 or 3 before they can successfully be potty trained, and to that I say, “NEIGH!” Equine Americans have been practicing Baby-Led Shitting successfully for centuries. Babies can be potty trained the moment they are born. They literally were born ready.
Want to know how a newborn can be potty trained with just 6 easy steps? Read on if you’re not a terrible , or don’t and just know that you’re wrong. Have fun with all that diaper rash and social conformity.