Friday, April 14, 2017
If you're the owner of a tiny human, then you have undoubtedly come into contact with a plethora of party favors. Most of the time, these favors are pretty damned cool and you can even wait a month or two before throwing them away. But sometimes, your child comes home with an assortment of nopes by a parent you're certain must secretly hate you.
Allow me to detail each item in the Pandora's box of kid's party favor fuckery.
Friday, April 7, 2017
While it may not seem like it, the highly coveted “mom bod” can only be attained through a very strict diet and exercise regimen. Until now, this popular diet has been known only to mothers. After all, not everyone can handle the attention our dark under-eye circles and stretch marks draw in public. Being fabulous is so tiring.
It’s time to share the secrets of our diet plan, appropriately titled the “Mom Diet”.